8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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