Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
