okay pat passed out under dana's car
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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