I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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