Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
YAS. BRING CRAB.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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