Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
This gyro tastes like lonliness
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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