He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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