first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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