Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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