we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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