honey bunches of taint.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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