Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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