This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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