Dual....:-)
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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