i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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