p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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