Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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