Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's official drugs can't kill me
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
the raccoons are back...
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