I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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