How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
