bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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