What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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