There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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