"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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