His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
