Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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