I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think people are normalizing furries
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