3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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