so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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