All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just cut my nipple shaving
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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