i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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