i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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