I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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