I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
only if we run a train.
done.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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