There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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