I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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