It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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