awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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