Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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