She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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