First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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