walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
the raccoons are back...
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