Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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