Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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