He is an equal opportunity slut.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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