He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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