guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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