My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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