I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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