This is not my ceiling
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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