Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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