coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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