Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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