loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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