The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You may now shotgun with the bride
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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