So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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